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We didn’t need bottled water.
We had a garden hose, unlimited freedom, and zero supervision.
This shirt is for the generation that played outside until the streetlights came on, rode bikes without helmets, and somehow survived it all. If you grew up drinking from the hose, this one isn’t just funny — it’s a badge of honor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Cinder Block Ramp Survivor
$29.00
We had a garden hose, unlimited freedom, and zero supervision.
This shirt is for the generation that played outside until the streetlights came on, rode bikes without helmets, and somehow survived it all. If you grew up drinking from the hose, this one isn’t just funny — it’s a badge of honor.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!